You and I can wipe our smooth faces with a flannel and we quickly look more or less all right again, but the hairy man cannot do that. We can also, if we are careful, eat our meals without spreading food all over our faces. But not so the hairy man. Watch carefully next time you see a hairy man eating his lunch and you will notice that even if he opens his mouth very wide, it is impossible for him to get a spoonful of beef-stew or ice-cream and chocolate sauce into it without leaving some of it on the hairs. Mr Twit didn’t even bother to open his mouth wide when he ate. As a result (and because he never washed) there were always hundreds of bits of old breakfasts and lunches and suppers sticking to the hairs around his face. They weren’t big bits, mind you, because he used to wipe those off with the back of his hand or on his sleeve while he was eating.
From The Twits, Roald Dahl (13th September 1916 – 23rd November 1990) – British/Norwegian RAF pilot, novelist and screenwriter.
Roald Dahl was born in Cardiff to Norwegian parents, Harald and Sofie. In 1920, both his father and his sister died. Though she had the option of returning to Norway to live with her family, Dahl’s mother decided to remain in Wales because Harald had wished to have their children educated in British schools, which he considered the world’s best.
His first children’s book was The Gremlins, about mischievous little creatures that were part of RAF folklore. All the RAF pilots blamed the gremlins for all the problems with the planes. This was published in 1943 and Dahl went on to create some of the best-loved children’s stories of the 20th century, such as The BFG, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, The Witches, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, The Magic Finger, George’s Marvellous Medicine, Matilda, Fantastic Mr Fox and The Twits. He also had a successful parallel career as the writer of macabre adult short stories, which were just as dark and mischievous as his stories for children.
Roald Dahl died of a blood disease on 23rd November 1990, at the age of 74 in Oxford and was buried in Great Missenden, Buckinghamshire. According to his granddaughter Sophie, after whom Sophie in The BFG was named, the family gave him a “sort of Viking funeral”. He was buried with his snooker cues, some “very good burgundy”, chocolates, HB pencils and a power saw. In his honour, the Roald Dahl Children’s Gallery was opened in November 1996, at the Buckinghamshire County Museum.
The anniversary of his birthday is celebrated as “Roald Dahl Day” in Africa, the UK, and Latin America.
In 2002, one of Cardiff Bay’s modern landmarks, the Oval Basin plaza, was re-named “Roald Dahl Plass”. “Plass” means “place” or “square” in Norwegian, referring to his Norwegian roots.
In 2003, the UK survey entitled The Big Read carried out by the BBC in order to find the “nation’s best loved novel” of all time. Four of Dahl’s books were named in the Top 100 – with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory placing at #35 – and only works by Charles Dickens and Terry Pratchett featured more.
In 2008 The Times placed Dahl 16th on its list of the 50 greatest British writers since 1945. He has also been referred to as “one of the greatest storytellers for children of the 20th century”. His work remains as popular as ever, with each new generation discovering his magical, naughty and timeless stories.





Today (7th April) is William Wordsworth’s birthday. Wordsworth was born 241 years ago today in Cockermouth, Cumbria. He achieved a degree from Cambridge University in 1791 and became Poet Laureate in 1843, a position he held until his death seven years later at the age of 80.